Mordor's Bachelor Parrrrtay!

Wilda texted the lady butter babes, inviting us to Mordor's bachelor party. We were confused since those parties are for dudes only, so he told us to draw on mustaches. Well, we did, channeling RuPaul Drag Race, and even got Drag-King names: Nikkity- Oliver Closeoff, Laney- Will Ramya, Nimz- Mike Hunt. At Salt Ponds, we passed by a pavilion with some old dudes that said we were cute. Of course we were.